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How Technology is Pumping up Business in 2021: 3D Offices, 4G on the Moon, Gamification of Everything, and 6 More Hot Trends
Research firm Wunderman Thompson Intelligence has released its 2021 trends report.
The report contains 100 predictions about how technology will affect different areas of life and business: culture, commerce, sports (for example, how the best online sports betting apps will change), and others. We have selected the most interesting of them – let’s see how the world has changed and will change this year.
A Revolution in the Gaming Industry and the Rise of Cloud Gaming
The consumer gaming industry is growing rapidly – the market is expected to reach $198 billion by 2024, and that’s not including sales of augmented and virtual reality hardware. Digital games are beginning to be used at events and concerts as an element of audience engagement. Traditional gaming spaces are turning into places where people can gather and communicate remotely, including solving business issues.
For example, Unconventional launched in 2020 as a virtual event space with 3D participant avatars and game worlds, and it now has 50,000 users. It is widely used, from business meetings to birthday parties. Since offline events are inaccessible because of the pandemic, people have developed a demand for online events that involve unique user experiences they previously had in games.
Games could change the world over the next decade and become the dominant technology platforms as social media used to be.
Meanwhile, big companies are betting on cloud gaming. For example, Facebook has added cloud games to its gaming platform, and China’s Tencent (the developer of the messenger WeChat) has teamed up with telecommunications company Huawei to develop its own cloud gaming platform.
Tech companies are investing in cloud-based streaming games because they are the future: It is more convenient for users to access the game on-demand and from any device. Companies save on deploying their own infrastructure to host gaming applications.
Virtual Sports and Gamified Fitness
In 2020, due to the pandemic, many sports competitions were cancelled and live sports events disappeared, which led to the convergence of real and virtual sports with cybersports.
For example, racers were already using simulators to train, now brands are entering the market with solutions for virtual races in which amateurs can participate. Aston Martin released a $76,300 AMR-C01 racing simulator in September.
Zwift, an online cycling and running training platform, held the first Tour de France international cycling race in virtual mode. Professional and amateur athletes participated. Athletes competed for prizes, while amateurs were able to compare their strengths with the professionals by competing with them on the same courses.
And Adidas released a smart sneaker insole that records physical data while playing real soccer: the number and strength of kicks, running speed, and so on. These stats can be uploaded to the EA Sports FIFA Mobile game and compare your results with other players.
In 2021, this trend will continue and traditional sports will continue to merge with virtual sports.
Fitness, too, is moving from the real world to the virtual. In April 2020, Oculus and Within released a new VR fitness app, Supernatural. It provides users with personalized virtual workouts surrounded by stunning scenery.
The Future of Mixed Reality
Mixed Reality (MR) is the union of virtual and real worlds. Virtual objects are added to the world around you that look like the real world. For example, a virtual painting on a real wall in a room is a mixed reality.
Adaptability and ease of use have made mixed reality a new trend in the gaming industry. Virtual reality (VR) equipment is expensive and cumbersome, and augmented reality (AR) is dependent on mobile devices. According to Mordor Intelligence, the mixed reality market was valued at $382.6 million in 2019 and will grow further.
In October 2020, Nintendo released a new game called Mario Kart Live: Home Circuit. Participants in the game compete on remote-controlled cars inside their homes, interacting with elements of the virtual and real worlds.
Indian telecommunications giant Reliance Jio announced Jio Glass mixed reality glasses, and Facebook and Google have already invested in the company. Judging by the patents filed, a similar device will soon be released by Apple.
Mixed reality is an attractive solution for enhancing the user experience. It may soon be used in most entertainment spaces and events.
Contactless Air Travel
Airlines and airports are adopting contactless ways to interact with passengers wherever possible. They’re aiming for passengers to use mobile apps instead of publicly available touchpads and contact airport staff. This avoids queues and crowds.
For example, more companies have begun sending advance notice of flight delays or cancellations, introduced contactless check-in and luggage tag printing, and implemented meal pre-ordering and online payment. And some airports are introducing a system that allows boarding passes to be scanned at a distance of more than 1.5 meters.
Companies are also thinking about places on the plane where you can’t do completely without touching, such as restrooms and in-flight entertainment systems. There aren’t any innovations yet, but designers are trying to rethink these approaches and keep the number of touches to a minimum.
Technology Conquers Space
The leading technology brands are beginning to explore space. NASA and Nokia are planning to deploy a 4G network on the Moon. This will improve data transmission and help astronauts control moonwalkers, navigate in space, and broadcast video in real-time.
Cloud technology is also moving beyond our planet. Analysts predict that by the end of the decade, total revenue from space-related cloud services could be about $15 billion. New cloud computing services can be deployed using low-orbit spacecraft and traditional satellites.
Virtual Offices Instead of Real Offices
Remote working is becoming the norm. Many companies are rethinking this work format, offering new and unusual solutions.
For example, Dropbox announced that it is now becoming virtual-first, meaning that it is primarily focused on virtual workspaces and is abandoning its real offices. This is unusual because the company signed the largest lease in San Francisco history in 2017, and will now rent out the space itself.
Other companies are creating virtual offices where employees can walk around familiar spaces, attend meetings and just gather for coffee and conversation.
In April 2020, Sine Wave Entertainment launched Breakroom, a virtual world product for remote workplaces that provides 3D offices for companies such as Virgin Group and Torque Esports. Italian energy company Enel gathers employees as avatars in virtual meeting rooms using a combination of augmented and virtual reality technology.
Experts believe that the time of large offline offices is a thing of the past, the time of distributed work is coming.
The Virtualization of Stores Continues
Digital fashion and virtual closets are one of the trends gaining popularity. For example, digital virtualization allows fashion houses to showcase their collections, and brands can create virtual spaces with unique designs.
Virtual fashion house The Fabricant creates unique designs that exist only digitally. Using 3D modelling, they design outfits for customer avatars that can only be worn in digital environments such as games or social media.
Also, the pandemic has led to fewer visitors at car dealerships, so innovative companies are changing the car-buying process by making it easier to choose online.
Buyers of Volkswagen Australia can visit a virtual showroom where they can see how a car would look in different conditions, open and close doors, interact with the interior and, of course, make a purchase. Ford has launched a similar AR service, which allows you to explore the new F-150 car in augmented reality: see it inside and outside, assess how it would look in a parking lot near your home.
Retail continues the transition to online, offering a personalized experience for shoppers who prefer digital technology. Live Commerce is an online sales model where influencers showcase items for sale in real-time. The format has been popular in Asian markets for several years and is now experiencing a global boom. This format now sells everything from doorbells to makeup products.
In June 2020, Canadian e-commerce platform Livescale announced a partnership with Shopify, a popular e-commerce platform in North America. According to Livescale, the number of business inquiries has increased fivefold since March 2020.
The Emergence of Stores Without Shoppers
Retailers are shifting to a store format without shoppers. Such outlets are being served by online retailers. In September 2020, Whole Foods Market opened a store in New York City that is closed to the public. It is for delivery and pickup only. Walmart is repurposing four of its U.S. stores for e-commerce. Other chains are adopting similar solutions.
Those retailers who are still serving customers are challenged by people’s desire to limit contact when they buy. That’s why contactless technology will be developed to simplify the choice of goods.
For example, cosmetics stores already offer customers virtual makeup: mirrors allow them to “try on” lipstick, and artificial intelligence will help pick out shadows that best match the shade of the buyer’s skin.
Developments in Delivery Technology and Electric Transportation
Thanks to the growth of e-commerce in 2020, the delivery industry has also seen rapid growth. According to a study by the World Economic Forum, the growth in e-commerce demand will lead to a 36% increase in delivery vehicles in the world’s 100 largest cities by 2030.
The Consumer Electronics Show was held in January 2021, where companies showcased their new developments in delivery:
- Skyward and UPS Flight Forward organized drone delivery.
- Cenntro Automotive Group unveiled the CityPorter electric vehicle, which is designed to drive around town and deliver goods to customers.
- General Motors has launched a new business line for delivery, BrightDrop. It is an entire ecosystem of electric vehicles, through which companies can reduce costs and be more environmentally friendly. The first customer is FedEx Delivery Service, which will get BrightDrop EV600 electric vans in late 2021.
- FedEx Express CEO Richard Smith said the pandemic has greatly accelerated e-commerce and door-to-door delivery. He believes the sector will continue to grow and by 2023, 100 million parcels a day will be delivered to U.S. residences. Before the pandemic, that growth was projected only by 2026.
There is other evidence that the electric transportation market will grow. For example, in January 2020, the British company Arrival received an order for 10,000 electric vehicles from UPS, and also hopes to receive an $85 million investment from Hyundai to develop production. And in December 2020, U.S.-based Canoo published plans for an “all-electric multi-purpose delivery vehicle,” expected to be released in 2023.
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Preventing Financial Crimes Amid Mounting Insecurity: Why Following the Money is Now a Survival Imperative
By Blaise Udunze
Nigeria today faces a sobering dual reality: a deepening security crisis and an entrenched financial-crime ecosystem that quietly feeds, sustains, and normalises that crisis. Across the North, Middle Belt, and parts of the South, kidnappers, bandits, insurgent cells, political actors, compromised security agents, and a complex chain of financial facilitators operate within a shadow economy of violence, one that generates billions, claims thousands of lives, and steadily erodes the authority of the state.
For over a decade, security experts and Nigeria’s international partners have warned that no meaningful progress will be made against insecurity unless the financial oxygen sustaining violence is cut off. Yet the country continues to prosecute its anti-terrorism efforts largely through military responses, as though the conflict could be resolved solely on the battlefield. What remains missing is a decisive, transparent, and politically courageous confrontation with the economic networks that make insecurity profitable.
This war is not only about guns and bullets. It is about money.
Money moves fighters.
Money buys weapons.
Money fuels political desperation.
Money underwrites chaos.
Until Nigeria addresses the financial pipelines behind its insecurity, the crisis will continue to reproduce itself.
Kidnapping: The Lucrative ‘War Fund’ Sustaining Insurgency
The rise in mass kidnappings is neither accidental nor spontaneous. It has evolved into a rational, structured, revenue-generating enterprise.
Appearing on Channels TV’s Politics Today in October 2025, Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed warned that insurgent and bandit groups now treat ransom payments as reliable “war funds.” The data support his claim.
A 2024 survey by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) found that Nigerians paid N2.2 trillion in ransom between May 2023 and April 2024. This astonishing sum does not account for unreported payments made through informal negotiators, mobile transfers, or unregulated community channels.
Kidnapping has matured into a fully formed economy with well-defined roles: negotiators, informants, logistics providers, cash couriers, and security collaborators. Proceeds are reinvested in weapons, motorcycles, communication devices, safe houses, and even land acquisitions.
In the words of a security analyst, “Every successful kidnapping is a fundraiser.”
Sabotage from Within: Keffi’s Explosive Memo and a System Built to Fail
If Nigeria’s external security threats are troubling, the internal compromises are even more alarming.
A leaked memo by Major General Mohammed Ali Keffi accused senior government and military officials of diverting billions of naira earmarked for arms procurement under former Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai. Keffi’s allegations included:
– Weapons paid for but never delivered
– Falsified battlefield reports
– Civilian casualties mislabelled to justify inflated expenditures
– Political interference obstructing investigations into terror financing
His claims echoed the earlier warning by Gen. T.Y. Danjuma, who accused sections of the military of working in concert with armed groups and abandoning vulnerable communities.
Keffi’s memo became even more consequential following the 2025 detention of former Attorney General Abubakar Malami by the EFCC over allegations of money laundering, terrorism financing and suspicious financial activity linked to 46 bank accounts.
Together, these revelations paint a disturbing picture: even as Nigerians endure mass abductions, elements within the political and security elite appear to be enabling or shielding the financial networks behind the violence.
Why the Crisis Persists: A Financial Crime Lens
Nigeria’s insecurity cannot be divorced from the environment in which illicit finance thrives. Key enablers include:
- Informal Economies and Unregulated Cash Flows
With over 70 percent of rural transactions still cash-based, terror groups exploit:
– Hawala networks
– POS and mobile-money agents
– Cattle markets and mining sites
– Barter systems centred on livestock and grains
These channels operate beyond the reach of AML/CFT systems.
- Identity Fraud and Weak KYC Enforcement
– Criminal networks routinely open accounts with:
– Fake NINs
– Compromised SIM cards
– Recycled BVNs
– Mule identities
- Collusion within Financial Institutions
The EFCC estimates that up to 70 percent of financial crimes involve bank personnel, primarily through:
– Unauthorised cash withdrawals
– Suppressed Suspicious Transaction Reports (STRs)
– Manipulated internal alerts
- Weak Prosecution and Political Interference
Cases drag on for years, and many evaporate entirely before reaching court often due to political considerations.
- Ungoverned Spaces
Large territories across the North serve as hubs for:
– Arms trafficking
– Illegal mining
– Kidnap-for-ransom camps
– Cross-border smuggling
Public Patience Thins: NLC Moves to the Streets
Public frustration is reaching a boiling point. On December 10, the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) announced a nationwide protest scheduled for December 17, citing the “degenerating security situation” and the rise in mass abductions.
The NLC condemned the November 17 abduction of female students in Kebbi, noting that security personnel had been withdrawn from the school shortly before the attack. The union called the act “dastardly and criminal” and directed all affiliates and civil-society partners to fully mobilise for the protest.
This marks a significant shift. For the first time in years, Nigeria’s most influential labour body is placing insecurity at the centre of national mobilization, further underscoring the argument that the current crisis is not simply a security failure but a systemic breakdown of governance, accountability, and financial integrity.
The Financial Engine of Terror: The 23 Suspects Who Moved Billions
A Sahara Reporters investigation uncovered a network of 20 Nigerians and three foreign nationals allegedly linked to the financing of Boko Haram and ISWAP. Their transactions, running into hundreds of billions, were quietly channeled through personal and corporate accounts.
Among those named:
– Alhaji Saidu Ahmed, Zaria businessman: N4.8bn inflows
– Usaini Adamu, Kano trader with 111 accounts: N43bn inflows, N50bn outflows
– Muhammad Sani Adam, forex and precious stones dealer: N54bn across 41 accounts
– Yusuf Ghazali, a forex trader linked to UAE-convicted terrorists, operated 385 accounts
– Ladan Ibrahim, a Sokoto official, is accused of diverting public funds
– Foreign actors included the late Tribert Ayabatwa (N67bn inflows) and Nigerien arms dealer Aboubacar Hima, who moved over $1.19 million.
Strikingly, several of the suspects arrested in 2021 were quietly released without trial, continuing a pattern of impervious investigations and political bottlenecks.
This network confirms a painful truth: Nigeria’s insecurity is not driven solely by men wielding rifles in the bush. It is sustained by individuals in cities, businesses, and bureaucracies, people with access, influence, and remarkable financial mobility.
The Political Dimension: Irabor’s Revelation and the Unnamed Sponsors
The political undertone of Nigeria’s insecurity was reinforced by the former Chief of Defence Staff, Gen. Lucky Irabor (rtd), who admitted that politicians were among those financing terror groups. According to him, some trials were conducted “away from public consumption.”
His statement revived key questions:
– Why is the state shielding the identities of terror sponsors?
– Who benefits from the secrecy?
– What political consequences are being avoided?
Security sources told TruthNigeria that Nigeria’s published list of 19 terror financiers in 2024 represented only a fraction of the full network.
Baba-Ahmed’s accusation that former Kaduna Governor Nasir El-Rufai was part of the political forces that aggravated Northern insecurity, an accusation the former governor has previously denied, adds further urgency to demands for transparency.
The Human Cost: Expanding Killing Fields
Despite repeated assurances, violence continues to spread:
– 303 students and 12 teachers abducted in Niger State
– 38 worshippers kidnapped in Kwara
– Simultaneous raids across Plateau, Kaduna, Benue, and Niger
– Whole communities uprooted by weekly attacks
As Amnesty International observed, “In many rural communities, only the graveyards are expanding.”
SBM Intelligence now describes large portions of the North as “open killing fields,” areas where the state’s influence has collapsed, and community vigilantes have become the default security providers.
Expert Voices: Why Nigeria Must Finally Follow the Money
Security experts converge on a single message: Nigeria cannot defeat terrorism without dismantling its financial infrastructure. Dr. Friday Agbo, a security researcher, disclosed, “Terror groups survive because their financial lifelines remain untouched.”
Jonathan Asake, analyst and former SOKAPU president, said, “Publish the full Dubai list. Without transparency, impunity will remain the norm.”
Gen. Irabor (rtd.) revealed, “There are politicians involved. The conflict is multi-layered: ideology, criminality, and political manipulation.”
These assessments underscore one reality: ideology is secondary. Money is primary. It is the oxygen of Nigeria’s terror landscape.
What Must Change
Nigeria must elevate financial crime to the level of a national-security emergency. Key reforms include:
– Integrating BVN-NIN-SIM identity databases and upgrading real-time monitoring
– Targeting illicit markets: illegal mining hubs, cattle markets, unregulated border posts
– Deploying AI-driven analytics to detect layered transactions, mule networks, and ransom flows
– Strengthening bank compliance units and protecting whistleblowers
– Improving inter-agency intelligence sharing (EFCC, NFIU, DSS, NDLEA, Police, CBN)
– Criminalising unexplained wealth, especially in conflict zones
– Investing in safe-school infrastructure, rural policing, and local reporting channels
Choosing Truth Over Convenience
Nigeria’s two-front war is neither mysterious nor new. It is a well-documented, financially engineered crisis protected by silence, vested interests, and institutional decay. The NLC’s mobilisation signals a turning point; citizens are unwilling to accept official evasions while insecurity intensifies. To end this crisis, Nigeria must:
– Expose and prosecute terror financiers
– Purge corrupt insiders in the security system
– Dismantle ransom economies
– Strengthen financial intelligence
– End political protection for criminal networks
Until these reforms are pursued with integrity, billions will continue to move, weapons will continue to flow, and Nigeria will continue to bleed.
Blaise, a journalist and PR professional, writes from Lagos, can be reached via: [email protected]
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Championing Ethical Sourcing Within Dairy Communities
Human Rights Day often centres on themes of dignity, equity, and freedom. Yet for many Nigerians, these rights are not debated in courtrooms they are expressed in the ability to access nutritious food, build meaningful livelihoods, and secure a healthy future for their families. Nutrition, in this sense, becomes a fundamental human right.
Despite a growing population and rising nutrition needs, Nigeria faces a pressing dairy reality. The country remains heavily dependent on dairy imports, leaving nutritional access vulnerable and local capacity underdeveloped. This is not just an economic concern; it is a human one. When families cannot easily access affordable, high-quality dairy, the foundations of health and development are weakened.
It is within this context that Arla Nigeria operates not merely as a dairy company, but as a nutrition powerhouse committed to nourishing a nation. Our ambition extends beyond selling products. We are working to build the foundations of a stronger, more resilient local dairy sector that supports food security, economic participation, and national progress.
At the heart of our efforts is the Damau Integrated Dairy Farm in Kaduna Statea fully operational modern farm designed to demonstrate what responsible, efficient, and scalable dairy production can look like in Nigeria. Arla Nigeria produces its own milk on-site, ensuring quality, safety, and consistency as we continue building the systems required for a sustainable local value chain. In fact, until our yoghurt factory launches, the reverse is true: some stakeholders purchase milk from us.
But infrastructure alone is not the story. What truly matters is the human impact surrounding the farm.
Arla Nigeria has been intentional about engaging and empowering the communities around Damau. By creating employment opportunities for local residents, providing skills development, and contributing to community growth, we are ensuring that the benefits of dairy development extend beyond production lines. This is development rooted in people where progress is measured in livelihoods improved and opportunities created.
As Arla Nigeria continues to expand operations, our long-term commitment remains clear: to contribute meaningfully to local milk sourcing and value chain development, strengthening Nigeria’s capacity to feed itself. Backward integration is not a slogan for Arla Foods; it is a structured pathway with building responsibly and sustainably. From farm systems to future household milk initiatives, the goal is to create a model that supports farmers, enhances productivity, and drives economic inclusion in the years ahead.
On Human Rights Day, the conversation often revolves around preventing harm avoiding exploitation, ensuring fair labour, and upholding ethical standards. These are essential, but they are only the beginning. True respect for human rights means creating enabling systems that allow people to thrive.
With Arla Foods, that begins with nutrition. Milk is a super food, rich in essential nutrients that support growth and development. Ensuring access to such nutrition contributes directly to national well-being and productivity. When we help secure a healthier population, we strengthen the foundation for education, economic participation, and long-term prosperity.
This is why Arla believes that dairy is not just food it is nutrition, livelihood, and progress. By investing in sustainable production, community development, and future local sourcing capabilities, Arla Nigeria is contributing to food security and economic growth in a tangible, measurable way.
Ultimately, ethical business is not defined by corporate language or labels. It is defined by the stability, nourishment, and dignity it brings to people’s lives. As Nigeria celebrates Human Rights Day, let us recognise that the right to nutrition and the opportunity to build a better future are among the most powerful rights we can help protect.
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In Praise of Nigeria’s Elite Memory Loss Clinic
By Busayo Cole
There’s an unacknowledged marvel in Nigeria, a national institution so revered and influential that its very mention invokes awe; and not a small dose of amnesia. I’m speaking, of course, about the glorious Memory Loss Clinic for the Elite, a facility where unsolved corruption cases go to receive a lifetime membership in our collective oblivion.
Take a walk down the memory lane of scandals past, and you’ll encounter a magical fog. Who remembers the details of the N2.5 billion pension fund scam? Anyone? No? Good. That’s exactly how the clinic works. Through a combination of political gymnastics, endless court adjournments, and public desensitisation, these cases are carefully wrapped in a blanket of vagueness. Brilliant, isn’t it?
The beauty of this clinic lies in its inclusivity. From the infamous Dasukigate, which popularised the phrase “arms deal” in Nigeria without actually arming anything, to the less publicised but equally mystifying NDDC palliative fund saga, the clinic accepts all cases with the same efficiency. Once enrolled, each scandal receives a standard treatment: strategic denial, temporary outrage, and finally, oblivion.
Not to be overlooked are the esteemed practitioners at this clinic: our very own politicians and public officials. Their commitment to forgetting is nothing short of Nobel-worthy. Have you noticed how effortlessly some officials transition from answering allegations one week to delivering keynote speeches on accountability the next? It’s an art form.
Then there’s the media, always ready to lend a hand. Investigative journalists dig up cases, splash them across headlines for a week or two, and then move on to the next crisis, leaving the current scandal to the skilled hands of the clinic’s erasure team. No one does closure better than us. Or rather, the lack thereof.
And let’s not forget the loyal citizens, the true heroes of this operation. We rant on social media, organise a protest or two, and then poof! Our collective short attention span is the lifeblood of the Memory Loss Clinic. Why insist on justice when you can unlook?
Take, for example, the Halliburton Scandal. In 2009, a Board of Inquiry was established under the leadership of Inspector-General of Police, Mike Okiro, to investigate allegations of a $182 million bribery scheme involving the American company Halliburton and some former Nigerian Heads of State. Despite Halliburton admitting to paying the bribes to secure a $6 billion contract for a natural gas plant, the case remains unresolved. The United States fined the companies involved, but in Nigeria, the victims of the corruption: ordinary citizens, received no compensation, and no one was brought to justice. The investigation, it seems, was yet another patient admitted to the clinic.
Or consider the Petroleum Trust Fund Probe, which unraveled in the late 1990s. Established during General Sani Abacha’s regime and managed by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari, the PTF’s operations were scrutinised when Chief Olusegun Obasanjo assumed office in 1999. The winding-down process uncovered allegations of mismanagement, dubious dealings, and a sudden, dramatic death of a key figure, Salihijo Ahmad, the head of the PTF’s sole management consultant. Despite the drama and the revelations, the case quietly faded into obscurity, leaving Nigerians with more questions than answers.
Then there is the colossal case of under-remittance of oil and gas royalties and taxes. The Federal Government, through the Special Presidential Investigatory Panel (SPIP), accused oil giants like Shell, Agip, and the NNPC of diverting billions of dollars meant for public coffers. Allegations ranged from falsified production figures to outright embezzlement. Despite detailed accusations and court proceedings, the cases were abandoned after the SPIP’s disbandment in 2019. As usual, the trail of accountability disappeared into thin air, leaving the funds unaccounted for and the public betrayed yet again.
Of course, this institution isn’t without its critics. Some stubborn Nigerians still insist on remembering. Creating spreadsheets, tracking cases, and daring to demand accountability. To these radicals, I say: why fight the tide? Embrace the convenience of selective amnesia. Life is easier when you don’t worry about where billions disappeared to or why someone’s cousin’s uncle’s housemaid’s driver has an oil block.
As World Anti-Corruption Day comes and goes, let us celebrate the true innovation of our time. While other nations are busy prosecuting offenders and recovering stolen funds, we have mastered the fine art of forgetting. Who needs convictions when you have a clinic this efficient? Oh, I almost forgot the anti-corruption day as I sent my draft to a correspondent very late. Don’t blame me, I am just a regular at the clinic.
So, here’s to Nigeria’s Memory Loss Clinic, a shining beacon of how to “move on” without actually moving forward. May it continue to thrive, because let’s face it: without it, what would we do with all these unsolved corruption cases? Demand justice? That’s asking a lot. Better to forget and focus on the next election season. Who knows? We might even re-elect a client of the clinic. Wouldn’t that be poetic?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a new scandal to ignore.
Busayo Cole is a Branding and Communications Manager who transforms abstract corporate goals into actionable, sparkling messaging. It’s rumored that 90% of his strategic clarity is powered by triple-shot espresso, and the remaining 10% is sheer panic. He can be reached via busayo@busayocole.com.
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