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The Complete Guide to Tax Preparation for Small Businesses in Nigeria (2026 Edition)
Let’s be honest… tax preparation in Nigeria can feel like navigating a maze blindfolded. If you’re a small business owner, you’ve probably spent sleepless nights wondering if you’re doing everything right, or worse, overpaying just to stay on the safe side.
The truth is, tax preparation for small businesses in Nigeria doesn’t have to be this complicated. Whether you’re filing for the first time or you’ve been doing it for years, understanding the system, knowing what tools are available, and getting your processes right can save you time, money, and a whole lot of stress.
With Nigeria’s 2025 Tax Reform Acts coming into full effect by January 2026, this is the time to get your house in order. From how to file your company tax to calculating VAT and using technology to automate compliance, this guide walks you through everything you need to know as a Nigerian SME owner.
Understanding the Nigerian Tax Landscape (for SMEs)
Here’s the thing about taxes in Nigeria: the system wasn’t exactly designed with small businesses in mind. At least, that’s how it’s felt for a long time. But the new tax reforms are changing things—finally tilting the table a bit in favor of small and growing businesses.
The Main Taxes Your Small Business Needs to Know About
Company Income Tax (CIT)
This is the big one. Tax on your business profits, collected by the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS).
Under the new tax classification:
- Small companies (turnover up to ₦100 million) are exempt from CIT.
- Medium companies (₦100 million to ₦500 million turnover) pay 20%.
- Large companies (above ₦500 million) pay the full 30%.
This 3-tier structure replaces the older “simplified tax regime” that was capped at ₦25 million. It’s more inclusive, giving more Nigerian SMEs breathing room.
Value Added Tax (VAT)Currently 7.5%, and yes, you’re required to collect it from your customers and remit it to FIRS. VAT applies to most goods and services, except for specific exempt categories (we’ll get into that shortly).
Withholding Tax (WHT)A portion deducted at source from payments like contracts, rent, or professional services. You or your clients remit this to FIRS, and it counts as advance tax credit.
Personal Income Tax (PAYE)If you have employees, you’re responsible for deducting PAYE monthly. Rates are progressive, up to 24%, but the new reform gives relief to low-income earners—anyone earning under ₦800,000 annually is exempt.
Development Levy (New)This is one of the new elements of the 2025 reform. Medium and large companies will now pay a 4% Development Levy on assessable profits. It replaces a mix of older levies like the Education Tax, IT Levy, and NASENI Levy, consolidating them into one cleaner charge.
Common Compliance Challenges
Even with all these changes, the real struggle for many Nigerian SMEs isn’t the tax rates—it’s compliance.
Here’s what still trips people up:
- Poor record-keeping that leads to inaccurate filings
- Missing legitimate deductions and allowances
- Navigating both FIRS and state tax authorities
- Keeping up with policy updates and new forms
- Losing productive time trying to manually reconcile tax data
If that list feels familiar, you’re not alone.
How to File Company Tax in Nigeria
Alright, let’s get practical. How do you actually file company tax in Nigeria?
Step 1: Get Your Tax Identification Number (TIN)
If you don’t already have one, start here. Your TIN is your business’s fingerprint in the tax system. You’ll need it for every transaction with FIRS.
You can register online via the FIRS website or walk into a local tax office. Required documents include:
- Certificate of Incorporation
- Memorandum and Articles of Association
- Valid IDs of company directors
- Proof of business address
Step 2: Keep Proper Financial Records
This one’s non-negotiable. Tossing receipts in a drawer isn’t record-keeping. You need:
- Income statement
- Balance sheet
- Cash flow statement
- Supporting documents (receipts, invoices, bank statements)
Many businesses now use accounting software to make this easier. Tools like TaxAnchor360 are built for Nigerian tax laws, automating calculations and record management.
Step 3: Prepare Your Tax Returns
Once your books are tidy, it’s time to compute your taxable income. You’ll need:
- Self-Assessment Form (for CIT)
- Audited Financial Statements (for turnover above ₦100 million)
- Computation of Tax Liability
- Evidence of any previous payments
Step 4: File Your Returns
You can do this manually at FIRS offices (brace yourself for long queues) or the smarter way e-filing.
Nigeria’s Integrated Tax Administration System (ITAS) lets you submit returns, upload documents, and track your filing status online. It’s faster, cleaner, and saves you at least a day of back-and-forth.
Step 5: Pay Your Taxes
Once you get your assessment notice, pay promptly via:
- Bank transfer to designated FIRS accounts
- Online payment on the FIRS portal
- Authorized remittance platforms
Keep proof of every payment—receipts, screenshots, bank alerts. They’re your best friend if FIRS ever comes knocking.
Important Deadlines You Can’t Miss
- CIT filing: Within 6 months after your financial year ends
- PAYE remittance: By the 10th of the following month
- VAT filing: Monthly, by the 21st of the following month
- WHT remittance: Within 21 days after deduction
Miss these and you’re looking at penalties—₦25,000 for the first month and ₦5,000 for each subsequent month, plus interest.
Why Small Businesses Overpay Taxes
Let’s talk about something painful.
Many Nigerian SMEs overpay taxes—not because they’re trying to be saints, but because they don’t know better.
Common mistakes include:
- Not claiming allowable deductions. Expenses like staff training, utilities, R&D, and depreciation are often ignored.
- Poor documentation. If you can’t prove an expense, FIRS won’t recognize it.
- Ignoring capital allowances. These can dramatically reduce your taxable income.
- Not applying small-company exemptions. Paying 30% CIT when you qualify for 0% is like throwing money away.
The solution isn’t to overpay “just to be safe.” It’s to stay informed and use tools that calculate accurately.
- E-filing integration. Submit directly to FIRS from within the platform.
- Smart record-keeping. Auto-store receipts, invoices, and proof of payments.Tax Preparation Tools for Small Businesses
Handling tax manually in 2025 is like using a typewriter when everyone else is on laptops.
Why You Need Tax Software
Every hour spent tinkering with spreadsheets is time you could spend growing your business. Beyond saving time, good tax software offers:
- Accuracy – Fewer errors, cleaner records
- Compliance – Automatically updated for new reforms
- Documentation – Digital trail for audits
- Insights – Real-time visibility into your tax position
What to Look For
- Local compliance. The software must handle Nigerian-specific taxes—CIT, VAT, PAYE, WHT—and integrate with FIRS.
- Automated calculations. No manual math.
The Best Options for Nigerian SMEs
TaxAnchor360 stands out as a Nigerian-built, AI-powered tax compliance tool designed specifically for local businesses. It automates CIT, VAT, and PAYE calculations, connects with FIRS for direct filing, and flags potential errors before they become penalties.
You could use global platforms like QuickBooks or Xero for accounting, but they often miss Nigerian-specific compliance features. That’s why a localized solution like TaxAnchor360 makes more sense for SMEs here.
How to Calculate VAT in Nigeria (with Example)
VAT tends to confuse people, but it’s simpler than it looks once you understand the logic.
What’s VAT?
Value Added Tax is a consumption tax. You collect it from your customers on behalf of FIRS.
Current rate: 7.5%
Threshold: Businesses with turnover above ₦25 million must register for VAT.
What’s Taxable and What’s Not
VAT applies to:
- Most goods and services
- Imported goods
- Digital services
VAT-exempt items include:
- Basic food items
- Educational materials
- Medical and pharmaceutical products
- Agricultural products and equipment
- Export goods and services
Example Calculation
Let’s say you invoice a client ₦500,000 for consulting.
- VAT = 7.5% of ₦500,000 = ₦37,500
- Total invoice = ₦537,500
If you also bought office equipment for ₦100,000 + ₦7,500 VAT, you can deduct that ₦7,500 input VAT from your ₦37,500 collected.
Your net VAT payable is ₦30,000.
Practical Example: Retail
Sales: ₦2,000,000
Output VAT: ₦150,000
Purchases VAT: ₦93,750
Net VAT Payable: ₦56,250
That ₦56,250 is due by the 21st of the following month.
Common VAT mistakes to avoid:
- Not registering for VAT when required
- Charging VAT on exempt items
- Missing filing deadlines
- Keeping incomplete VAT registers
How Software Helps
Modern tax tools like TaxAnchor360 automatically track your VAT, match input and output transactions, generate reports in FIRS-approved format, and remind you before deadlines.
The Rise of AI and Automation in Tax Compliance
Something big is happening in tax compliance, and AI is right at the center of it.
Traditional tax software is reactive. It waits for you to enter numbers. AI-powered tools actually think about your situation.
Here’s how AI changes the game:
- Predictive compliance: Flags potential errors before filing.
- Intelligent deduction recognition: Identifies deductions you might miss.
- Real-time updates: Automatically adjusts to new tax laws.
- Natural language queries: You can literally ask, “What’s my estimated tax if I hire two new staff?” and get an answer.
Real-world impact:
A Lagos-based logistics company reduced overpayment by 12% after switching to AI-powered tax automation. The system spotted misclassified transactions and unclaimed deductions. Savings in the first year? Over ₦600,000.
Modern tax automation features include:
- Continuous transaction monitoring
- Smart document management (just snap a receipt)
- Real-time tax dashboards
- Multi-tax integration (CIT, VAT, PAYE, WHT)
- Predictive cash flow analysis for tax planning
If you’re spending hours every month juggling tax tasks, or you’re unsure of your current compliance status, AI automation is your next step.
TaxAnchor360 uses AI to categorize transactions, track rule changes, and generate audit-ready reports automatically. Built for Nigerian businesses, it understands our tax environment down to the last form.
Ready to simplify your tax filing? Try TaxAnchor360 — Nigeria’s AI-powered tax compliance tool.
Conclusion: Taking Control of Your Tax Compliance in 2025
Let’s face it. You didn’t start a business to spend nights staring at spreadsheets. But tax compliance isn’t optional, and getting it wrong can cost you dearly.
The good news? It’s 2025, and things are changing. Online filing actually works. AI-powered compliance tools exist. And the 2025 Tax Reform Acts make life a little easier for small business owners—if you know how to use them.
Your Action Plan
- Get organized.
Keep your financial records clean and up to date. Every transaction matters. - Understand your obligations.
Learn what taxes apply, when they’re due, and what reliefs you qualify for. - Use the right tools.
Whether it’s TaxAnchor360 or another trusted platform, automation is your best ally for accuracy and peace of mind.
The Nigerian tax landscape isn’t getting simpler, but the tools to handle it? They’re getting smarter every day.
You’ve got this. And if you need help, that’s why TaxAnchor360 exists—to help Nigerian business owners simplify taxes, stay compliant, and avoid costly mistakes.
Save hours on tax preparation and compliance. Automate with TaxAnchor360. Your future self will thank you.
Demilade Tiwo is an SEO Strategist at TaxAnchor360
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Preventing Financial Crimes Amid Mounting Insecurity: Why Following the Money is Now a Survival Imperative
By Blaise Udunze
Nigeria today faces a sobering dual reality: a deepening security crisis and an entrenched financial-crime ecosystem that quietly feeds, sustains, and normalises that crisis. Across the North, Middle Belt, and parts of the South, kidnappers, bandits, insurgent cells, political actors, compromised security agents, and a complex chain of financial facilitators operate within a shadow economy of violence, one that generates billions, claims thousands of lives, and steadily erodes the authority of the state.
For over a decade, security experts and Nigeria’s international partners have warned that no meaningful progress will be made against insecurity unless the financial oxygen sustaining violence is cut off. Yet the country continues to prosecute its anti-terrorism efforts largely through military responses, as though the conflict could be resolved solely on the battlefield. What remains missing is a decisive, transparent, and politically courageous confrontation with the economic networks that make insecurity profitable.
This war is not only about guns and bullets. It is about money.
Money moves fighters.
Money buys weapons.
Money fuels political desperation.
Money underwrites chaos.
Until Nigeria addresses the financial pipelines behind its insecurity, the crisis will continue to reproduce itself.
Kidnapping: The Lucrative ‘War Fund’ Sustaining Insurgency
The rise in mass kidnappings is neither accidental nor spontaneous. It has evolved into a rational, structured, revenue-generating enterprise.
Appearing on Channels TV’s Politics Today in October 2025, Yusuf Datti Baba-Ahmed warned that insurgent and bandit groups now treat ransom payments as reliable “war funds.” The data support his claim.
A 2024 survey by the National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) found that Nigerians paid N2.2 trillion in ransom between May 2023 and April 2024. This astonishing sum does not account for unreported payments made through informal negotiators, mobile transfers, or unregulated community channels.
Kidnapping has matured into a fully formed economy with well-defined roles: negotiators, informants, logistics providers, cash couriers, and security collaborators. Proceeds are reinvested in weapons, motorcycles, communication devices, safe houses, and even land acquisitions.
In the words of a security analyst, “Every successful kidnapping is a fundraiser.”
Sabotage from Within: Keffi’s Explosive Memo and a System Built to Fail
If Nigeria’s external security threats are troubling, the internal compromises are even more alarming.
A leaked memo by Major General Mohammed Ali Keffi accused senior government and military officials of diverting billions of naira earmarked for arms procurement under former Chief of Army Staff, Lt. Gen. Tukur Buratai. Keffi’s allegations included:
– Weapons paid for but never delivered
– Falsified battlefield reports
– Civilian casualties mislabelled to justify inflated expenditures
– Political interference obstructing investigations into terror financing
His claims echoed the earlier warning by Gen. T.Y. Danjuma, who accused sections of the military of working in concert with armed groups and abandoning vulnerable communities.
Keffi’s memo became even more consequential following the 2025 detention of former Attorney General Abubakar Malami by the EFCC over allegations of money laundering, terrorism financing and suspicious financial activity linked to 46 bank accounts.
Together, these revelations paint a disturbing picture: even as Nigerians endure mass abductions, elements within the political and security elite appear to be enabling or shielding the financial networks behind the violence.
Why the Crisis Persists: A Financial Crime Lens
Nigeria’s insecurity cannot be divorced from the environment in which illicit finance thrives. Key enablers include:
- Informal Economies and Unregulated Cash Flows
With over 70 percent of rural transactions still cash-based, terror groups exploit:
– Hawala networks
– POS and mobile-money agents
– Cattle markets and mining sites
– Barter systems centred on livestock and grains
These channels operate beyond the reach of AML/CFT systems.
- Identity Fraud and Weak KYC Enforcement
– Criminal networks routinely open accounts with:
– Fake NINs
– Compromised SIM cards
– Recycled BVNs
– Mule identities
- Collusion within Financial Institutions
The EFCC estimates that up to 70 percent of financial crimes involve bank personnel, primarily through:
– Unauthorised cash withdrawals
– Suppressed Suspicious Transaction Reports (STRs)
– Manipulated internal alerts
- Weak Prosecution and Political Interference
Cases drag on for years, and many evaporate entirely before reaching court often due to political considerations.
- Ungoverned Spaces
Large territories across the North serve as hubs for:
– Arms trafficking
– Illegal mining
– Kidnap-for-ransom camps
– Cross-border smuggling
Public Patience Thins: NLC Moves to the Streets
Public frustration is reaching a boiling point. On December 10, the Nigeria Labour Congress (NLC) announced a nationwide protest scheduled for December 17, citing the “degenerating security situation” and the rise in mass abductions.
The NLC condemned the November 17 abduction of female students in Kebbi, noting that security personnel had been withdrawn from the school shortly before the attack. The union called the act “dastardly and criminal” and directed all affiliates and civil-society partners to fully mobilise for the protest.
This marks a significant shift. For the first time in years, Nigeria’s most influential labour body is placing insecurity at the centre of national mobilization, further underscoring the argument that the current crisis is not simply a security failure but a systemic breakdown of governance, accountability, and financial integrity.
The Financial Engine of Terror: The 23 Suspects Who Moved Billions
A Sahara Reporters investigation uncovered a network of 20 Nigerians and three foreign nationals allegedly linked to the financing of Boko Haram and ISWAP. Their transactions, running into hundreds of billions, were quietly channeled through personal and corporate accounts.
Among those named:
– Alhaji Saidu Ahmed, Zaria businessman: N4.8bn inflows
– Usaini Adamu, Kano trader with 111 accounts: N43bn inflows, N50bn outflows
– Muhammad Sani Adam, forex and precious stones dealer: N54bn across 41 accounts
– Yusuf Ghazali, a forex trader linked to UAE-convicted terrorists, operated 385 accounts
– Ladan Ibrahim, a Sokoto official, is accused of diverting public funds
– Foreign actors included the late Tribert Ayabatwa (N67bn inflows) and Nigerien arms dealer Aboubacar Hima, who moved over $1.19 million.
Strikingly, several of the suspects arrested in 2021 were quietly released without trial, continuing a pattern of impervious investigations and political bottlenecks.
This network confirms a painful truth: Nigeria’s insecurity is not driven solely by men wielding rifles in the bush. It is sustained by individuals in cities, businesses, and bureaucracies, people with access, influence, and remarkable financial mobility.
The Political Dimension: Irabor’s Revelation and the Unnamed Sponsors
The political undertone of Nigeria’s insecurity was reinforced by the former Chief of Defence Staff, Gen. Lucky Irabor (rtd), who admitted that politicians were among those financing terror groups. According to him, some trials were conducted “away from public consumption.”
His statement revived key questions:
– Why is the state shielding the identities of terror sponsors?
– Who benefits from the secrecy?
– What political consequences are being avoided?
Security sources told TruthNigeria that Nigeria’s published list of 19 terror financiers in 2024 represented only a fraction of the full network.
Baba-Ahmed’s accusation that former Kaduna Governor Nasir El-Rufai was part of the political forces that aggravated Northern insecurity, an accusation the former governor has previously denied, adds further urgency to demands for transparency.
The Human Cost: Expanding Killing Fields
Despite repeated assurances, violence continues to spread:
– 303 students and 12 teachers abducted in Niger State
– 38 worshippers kidnapped in Kwara
– Simultaneous raids across Plateau, Kaduna, Benue, and Niger
– Whole communities uprooted by weekly attacks
As Amnesty International observed, “In many rural communities, only the graveyards are expanding.”
SBM Intelligence now describes large portions of the North as “open killing fields,” areas where the state’s influence has collapsed, and community vigilantes have become the default security providers.
Expert Voices: Why Nigeria Must Finally Follow the Money
Security experts converge on a single message: Nigeria cannot defeat terrorism without dismantling its financial infrastructure. Dr. Friday Agbo, a security researcher, disclosed, “Terror groups survive because their financial lifelines remain untouched.”
Jonathan Asake, analyst and former SOKAPU president, said, “Publish the full Dubai list. Without transparency, impunity will remain the norm.”
Gen. Irabor (rtd.) revealed, “There are politicians involved. The conflict is multi-layered: ideology, criminality, and political manipulation.”
These assessments underscore one reality: ideology is secondary. Money is primary. It is the oxygen of Nigeria’s terror landscape.
What Must Change
Nigeria must elevate financial crime to the level of a national-security emergency. Key reforms include:
– Integrating BVN-NIN-SIM identity databases and upgrading real-time monitoring
– Targeting illicit markets: illegal mining hubs, cattle markets, unregulated border posts
– Deploying AI-driven analytics to detect layered transactions, mule networks, and ransom flows
– Strengthening bank compliance units and protecting whistleblowers
– Improving inter-agency intelligence sharing (EFCC, NFIU, DSS, NDLEA, Police, CBN)
– Criminalising unexplained wealth, especially in conflict zones
– Investing in safe-school infrastructure, rural policing, and local reporting channels
Choosing Truth Over Convenience
Nigeria’s two-front war is neither mysterious nor new. It is a well-documented, financially engineered crisis protected by silence, vested interests, and institutional decay. The NLC’s mobilisation signals a turning point; citizens are unwilling to accept official evasions while insecurity intensifies. To end this crisis, Nigeria must:
– Expose and prosecute terror financiers
– Purge corrupt insiders in the security system
– Dismantle ransom economies
– Strengthen financial intelligence
– End political protection for criminal networks
Until these reforms are pursued with integrity, billions will continue to move, weapons will continue to flow, and Nigeria will continue to bleed.
Blaise, a journalist and PR professional, writes from Lagos, can be reached via: [email protected]
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Championing Ethical Sourcing Within Dairy Communities
Human Rights Day often centres on themes of dignity, equity, and freedom. Yet for many Nigerians, these rights are not debated in courtrooms they are expressed in the ability to access nutritious food, build meaningful livelihoods, and secure a healthy future for their families. Nutrition, in this sense, becomes a fundamental human right.
Despite a growing population and rising nutrition needs, Nigeria faces a pressing dairy reality. The country remains heavily dependent on dairy imports, leaving nutritional access vulnerable and local capacity underdeveloped. This is not just an economic concern; it is a human one. When families cannot easily access affordable, high-quality dairy, the foundations of health and development are weakened.
It is within this context that Arla Nigeria operates not merely as a dairy company, but as a nutrition powerhouse committed to nourishing a nation. Our ambition extends beyond selling products. We are working to build the foundations of a stronger, more resilient local dairy sector that supports food security, economic participation, and national progress.
At the heart of our efforts is the Damau Integrated Dairy Farm in Kaduna Statea fully operational modern farm designed to demonstrate what responsible, efficient, and scalable dairy production can look like in Nigeria. Arla Nigeria produces its own milk on-site, ensuring quality, safety, and consistency as we continue building the systems required for a sustainable local value chain. In fact, until our yoghurt factory launches, the reverse is true: some stakeholders purchase milk from us.
But infrastructure alone is not the story. What truly matters is the human impact surrounding the farm.
Arla Nigeria has been intentional about engaging and empowering the communities around Damau. By creating employment opportunities for local residents, providing skills development, and contributing to community growth, we are ensuring that the benefits of dairy development extend beyond production lines. This is development rooted in people where progress is measured in livelihoods improved and opportunities created.
As Arla Nigeria continues to expand operations, our long-term commitment remains clear: to contribute meaningfully to local milk sourcing and value chain development, strengthening Nigeria’s capacity to feed itself. Backward integration is not a slogan for Arla Foods; it is a structured pathway with building responsibly and sustainably. From farm systems to future household milk initiatives, the goal is to create a model that supports farmers, enhances productivity, and drives economic inclusion in the years ahead.
On Human Rights Day, the conversation often revolves around preventing harm avoiding exploitation, ensuring fair labour, and upholding ethical standards. These are essential, but they are only the beginning. True respect for human rights means creating enabling systems that allow people to thrive.
With Arla Foods, that begins with nutrition. Milk is a super food, rich in essential nutrients that support growth and development. Ensuring access to such nutrition contributes directly to national well-being and productivity. When we help secure a healthier population, we strengthen the foundation for education, economic participation, and long-term prosperity.
This is why Arla believes that dairy is not just food it is nutrition, livelihood, and progress. By investing in sustainable production, community development, and future local sourcing capabilities, Arla Nigeria is contributing to food security and economic growth in a tangible, measurable way.
Ultimately, ethical business is not defined by corporate language or labels. It is defined by the stability, nourishment, and dignity it brings to people’s lives. As Nigeria celebrates Human Rights Day, let us recognise that the right to nutrition and the opportunity to build a better future are among the most powerful rights we can help protect.
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In Praise of Nigeria’s Elite Memory Loss Clinic
By Busayo Cole
There’s an unacknowledged marvel in Nigeria, a national institution so revered and influential that its very mention invokes awe; and not a small dose of amnesia. I’m speaking, of course, about the glorious Memory Loss Clinic for the Elite, a facility where unsolved corruption cases go to receive a lifetime membership in our collective oblivion.
Take a walk down the memory lane of scandals past, and you’ll encounter a magical fog. Who remembers the details of the N2.5 billion pension fund scam? Anyone? No? Good. That’s exactly how the clinic works. Through a combination of political gymnastics, endless court adjournments, and public desensitisation, these cases are carefully wrapped in a blanket of vagueness. Brilliant, isn’t it?
The beauty of this clinic lies in its inclusivity. From the infamous Dasukigate, which popularised the phrase “arms deal” in Nigeria without actually arming anything, to the less publicised but equally mystifying NDDC palliative fund saga, the clinic accepts all cases with the same efficiency. Once enrolled, each scandal receives a standard treatment: strategic denial, temporary outrage, and finally, oblivion.
Not to be overlooked are the esteemed practitioners at this clinic: our very own politicians and public officials. Their commitment to forgetting is nothing short of Nobel-worthy. Have you noticed how effortlessly some officials transition from answering allegations one week to delivering keynote speeches on accountability the next? It’s an art form.
Then there’s the media, always ready to lend a hand. Investigative journalists dig up cases, splash them across headlines for a week or two, and then move on to the next crisis, leaving the current scandal to the skilled hands of the clinic’s erasure team. No one does closure better than us. Or rather, the lack thereof.
And let’s not forget the loyal citizens, the true heroes of this operation. We rant on social media, organise a protest or two, and then poof! Our collective short attention span is the lifeblood of the Memory Loss Clinic. Why insist on justice when you can unlook?
Take, for example, the Halliburton Scandal. In 2009, a Board of Inquiry was established under the leadership of Inspector-General of Police, Mike Okiro, to investigate allegations of a $182 million bribery scheme involving the American company Halliburton and some former Nigerian Heads of State. Despite Halliburton admitting to paying the bribes to secure a $6 billion contract for a natural gas plant, the case remains unresolved. The United States fined the companies involved, but in Nigeria, the victims of the corruption: ordinary citizens, received no compensation, and no one was brought to justice. The investigation, it seems, was yet another patient admitted to the clinic.
Or consider the Petroleum Trust Fund Probe, which unraveled in the late 1990s. Established during General Sani Abacha’s regime and managed by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari, the PTF’s operations were scrutinised when Chief Olusegun Obasanjo assumed office in 1999. The winding-down process uncovered allegations of mismanagement, dubious dealings, and a sudden, dramatic death of a key figure, Salihijo Ahmad, the head of the PTF’s sole management consultant. Despite the drama and the revelations, the case quietly faded into obscurity, leaving Nigerians with more questions than answers.
Then there is the colossal case of under-remittance of oil and gas royalties and taxes. The Federal Government, through the Special Presidential Investigatory Panel (SPIP), accused oil giants like Shell, Agip, and the NNPC of diverting billions of dollars meant for public coffers. Allegations ranged from falsified production figures to outright embezzlement. Despite detailed accusations and court proceedings, the cases were abandoned after the SPIP’s disbandment in 2019. As usual, the trail of accountability disappeared into thin air, leaving the funds unaccounted for and the public betrayed yet again.
Of course, this institution isn’t without its critics. Some stubborn Nigerians still insist on remembering. Creating spreadsheets, tracking cases, and daring to demand accountability. To these radicals, I say: why fight the tide? Embrace the convenience of selective amnesia. Life is easier when you don’t worry about where billions disappeared to or why someone’s cousin’s uncle’s housemaid’s driver has an oil block.
As World Anti-Corruption Day comes and goes, let us celebrate the true innovation of our time. While other nations are busy prosecuting offenders and recovering stolen funds, we have mastered the fine art of forgetting. Who needs convictions when you have a clinic this efficient? Oh, I almost forgot the anti-corruption day as I sent my draft to a correspondent very late. Don’t blame me, I am just a regular at the clinic.
So, here’s to Nigeria’s Memory Loss Clinic, a shining beacon of how to “move on” without actually moving forward. May it continue to thrive, because let’s face it: without it, what would we do with all these unsolved corruption cases? Demand justice? That’s asking a lot. Better to forget and focus on the next election season. Who knows? We might even re-elect a client of the clinic. Wouldn’t that be poetic?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a new scandal to ignore.
Busayo Cole is a Branding and Communications Manager who transforms abstract corporate goals into actionable, sparkling messaging. It’s rumored that 90% of his strategic clarity is powered by triple-shot espresso, and the remaining 10% is sheer panic. He can be reached via busayo@busayocole.com.
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